A Night Beyond Hot at the Cosmo Bachelor Bash

Never have I been reduced to a screaming and melting pool of womanhood until last night happened. Despite the conservative upbringing of Filipino culture and Catholic universities, my inner tart let loose in the face of all the wet and gleaming male bodies before me. All throughout the show, my friends and I jumped giddily and shamelessly hooted at the men to “take it all off.”

When you see the coming photos, you will understand how decorum totally flew out of the window the moment we stepped into the venue.

Starting with these Cosmo beach boys at the entrance. Then moving on to the event sponsors’ booths.

Check out this awkward boy from Guess. We caught him undressing in his little dressing room, bent over whilst pulling his pants down. We got an eye-full of his underwear amongst other things. No wonder he was a bit shy when I had my photo taken. ๐Ÿ™‚

So glad that these San Miguel sailors decided to dock their ships at my fort or I wouldn’t be able to appreciate their caps and collars.

Since the night was so fiery, this Lick condom model was there for protection, flower tattoos and all.


But my favorite booth of them all is by Lacoste. Other girls also seem to share the sentiment as the lines to this one were long.

The wait was well worth it at the end especially since this hottie seemed to think that it was all right to strangle me. Notice how red my cheeks are? That’s me blushing my brains off. Hihihihi…

This other one grabbed me from behind and started posing. I burned on the spot. You guys don’t need to see my face as a ridiculously silly expression was pasted on it. Suffice to say that it screamed, “YES!!!”

What have you got in your pants?

I actually like his back more. Hehehehe.

After some eating and drinking, the stage was set to start the show.

Russian boys of Antonov Vodka opened the show.

To get our blood pumping, the organizers prepared a couple of sponsored game segments. One of my favorites is the Skin White portion where girls were challenged to do their sexiest lotion lather. This contestant did a very steamy dance and won the prize.

Then my Lacoste boys were back in this kissing game. Let’s forget about the mechanics and just admire their bodies, please?

After the fun and games, the runway show formally began. I’ll be posting videos in the coming days but for now, please make do with the following teasers.

Expect to see these naughty Brazilians.

Featuring Daniel Matsunaga and Fabio Ide. Teehee!

More Daniel and Fabio. Ahihihihi ๐Ÿ˜€

Look at him looking straight at me. GAAAAAH! (kapal!)

Also spotted in the show: Aljur Abrenica for Century Tuna Hot Bodies….

And Jake Cuenca giving everyone the come on! I don’t even like Jake but nonetheless, I shrieked like mad when he did this. ๐Ÿ˜€

Jake Cuenca with Rafael Rossel in the background. Didn’t know he (Rafael) had such a rocking body!

Jake Cuenca and Brent Javier. GOD, Brent Javier was a walking wet dream!!! I remember I had a poster of him tucked on my bedroom wall when I was in high school! So glad he didn’t lose any of his sex appeal!

It seemed very appropriate that the night ended with an explosion of confetti. I felt like star getting ready for a big bang myself (Cough, cough). Please excuse the pun. ๐Ÿ™‚

Anyway, that’s it for today while I take some time to recover. Videos of the show to follow in the coming days! ๐Ÿ˜€

Have a great weekend, people!




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